April 21, 2012

COMING SOON: JASONdeanSTERN'S MICROBREW REVIEW !

This microbrew lover/big beer hater's quest to find the best available beer in Minnesota starts today. Come with and see if you agree. The first 6 beers unveiled shortly. Where will your favorite microbrew or "piss" beer rank on the ultimate list??? All beers will be rated on our Minnesota Nice Hockey Puck Rating Scale. 0-10 hockey pucks determine if this beer is one to keep the fridge, garage, and basement full (That would be a 10), just an average girl next door (She's a 5), or if the white porcelain next to the shower needs watering (Score those a 0 and your liver says never come back, eh!). This new dad that happily stays home a lot more these days could have a newfound hobby or his belt could have a newfound notch. Regardless, the REAL King, Queen, and Prince (Minnesota reference) of beers will be crowned. I will find you. Bottoms up, JASONdeanSTERN's Microbrew Review

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