MICROBREW REVIEW PUCK RATING SYSTEM

You don't need to be a Puck Head to figure out this ratings system for your favorite microbrew. Microbrew Review Puck Rating System: 10 PUCKS (Hall of Fame) = The entire reason you are reading and I am tasting. The REAL King of Beers. Gretzky. 9 PUCKS (Hall of Fame)= One of the greatest ever but not THE Babe Ruth of beer. 8 PUCKS (All-Star) = If you have a choice, this is the go to beverage that you want. You want Steven Stamkos. 7 PUCKS (Starter) = A great beer and a fan favorite. Think Cal Clutterbuck amongst Wild fans. 6 PUCKS (Bench) = Still an above average beer, but not good enough to crack the line-up. Think of this as Vikings back-up QB Joe Webb. 4-5 PUCKS (Minors) = Will not purchase again but could tolerate if you're buying. Think of this as an old, hobbled Jim Thome coming in for that one pinch hit. Most likley a strikeout. Slim chance of a homer. 3 and under PUCKS (Retire) = Never made it to the Big Leagues Beverage and should get the heck out of the game. Think of some no name minor leaguer you don't know, don't care to know, and will be fine not knowing.